in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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