So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
i need some magic done to my vagina
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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