I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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