im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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