I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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