fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
