oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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