I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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