Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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