Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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