it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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