so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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