life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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