hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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