youre lurking in front of me
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
