Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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