Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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