You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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