pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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