i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
