I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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