the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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