It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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