yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Who put my cat in the fridge?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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