No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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