Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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