Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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