Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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