I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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