Jerry, you need to find god
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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