May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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