So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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you never un-have a 4some
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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