Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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