well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
where are you?
Hypothermia
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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