Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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