Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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