You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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