Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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