we were pretty classy up until the second keg
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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