haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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