Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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