U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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