Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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