butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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