Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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