And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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