Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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