I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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