i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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