My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Drake has all the answers
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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