I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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