He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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