Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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