Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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