OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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