its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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